Jason Segel Wasn't Tracking Well

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By Jenna Bordelon

When Jason Segel signed on for Judd Apatow's "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" he thought it would be his face to adorn the posters and billboards for Apatow's latest male angst comedy. But alas, as you'll see in our video from The Hollywood Reporter's Key Arts Awards held Friday night, Segel's mug, unlike other parts of his anatomy, provoked an "unfavorable reaction to his face."

The ol' www. has been all over Segal in the last few months for his propensity to tell the same story over and over and over again. But as we learned when Segal stepped up to give Apatow the Visionary Award for movie marketing...some stories are too funny not to repeat.

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Jud Apatow is working with new comedy writer Dr Rand Pink. Pink who is a celebrity gynecologist has six sitcoms in the works and has written for many network shows. Pink who proposed to Cameron Diaz with a series of billboards in Hawaii has been linked to Christy Brinkley over the holiday weekend of her trial. He has known her since her helicopter accident in Colorado. Pink also runs the Rand Pink Cancer Foundation. Pink has always followed Woody Allen and Albert Brooks and feels he is in a good place with Judd.

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Dr Rand Pink who is writing and starring in his one man play I'm Just A Gynecologist Looking For An Opening is very excited to work with Judd Apatow and Adam Sandler on their new movie about stand up comics. Pink has spent 26 years as a gynecologist and since he is the celebrity gyno people called him The Hollywood Insider. Pink has been doing stand up for less than a year and already he has been offered some juicy roles. His parody of tv shows such as Last Vagina Standing, Are You Tighter Than A Fifth Grader amd Real Vaginas From New York City have been highly regarded. Pink is working on a musical called CUTTERS A BLOODY MUSICAL. His two newest books are titled, He's Not That Into You That's His Medical Instrument and You Remind Me Of My Mother Because You Taste Like Brisket. Pink had begged everyone to handle his work. After talking to many interns at talent agencies and finding out what lip gloss they prefer and if they were troubled about the conflict between Audrina, LC and Lo on The Hills, Pink said fuck it I'll get in touch with people myself. Pink has no representation. His agent only sells malpractice insurance. He'll talk to Adam Sandler, Larry David or Random House directly Pinks humor is quite middle school but he also knows that when he dropped his kids off to show in the past the movie complex was mobbed. When his kids would return to the same movie with other friends who had'nt seen the movie he knew he was onto to something. And that doesnt count the dvd purchases. How many great films are seen multiple times in a two week span. Not too many. Pink could give a shit about awards he only cares about big numbers at the box office. The only trophy he wants displayed at his home at Carbon Beach is that of his wife. If any shlubs in the business want to get in contact with Dr Rand Pink email him at drrand@vzw.blackberry.net. Pink wants nothing more than to write funny stuff ands be locked up in a studio office pounding out juvenille humor that make soft drinks come out of kids noses, that have raunchy lines that you here kids repeated in school and at the dinner table. For a 51 year old man to perform gynecological surgery while listening to the Three Stooges on his Ipod there must ne a problem with an electrical connection to his brain. Pink was known for many stunts in college and was a wedding crasher before it was a movie. He even crashed funerals for the food. He always got back stage at concerts pretending to be the venue owners son and even last summer showed up at a Borders for a fake booksigning. He hired a bodyguard and had his girlfriend in a suit playing the role of the books publicist and he brought in his own folding table and chairs along with boxes filled with 200 used books from garage sales. They were all different books but because he was giving them away free people stood in line and waited for his signature and some even said how much they like his work. He had never written anything and the management at Borders never questioned him and even thanked him and yes,he signed a book for the store manager. This stupid shit is what Pink is all about . He doesnt have to write so much he just has to remember his youth, his frat days and what happened last night. Contact this man before he shows up at the Oscars accepting someone award that isnt present in the audience. He wants to bring Pee Wee Herman back. He wants to remake I Love Lucy. He would like to inject a comedy genre to Vivid Entertainment. He would like to do a talk show from nursing homes with 95 year old guest hosts. He would like to do the weather for a tv in a different city every day for 365 days in a row. He would like to have a game show called PASSWIND with a panel of celebrities try to decide who farted. He would like to bring back the old Dating and Newlywed games. He would like to run for congress literally and just run to Washington D,C, He would like to opwn a restaurant called The Border that has guards with a German Shepard at the hostess stand. The decor on the inside would be barbed wire and every hour the workers crawl on the floor and jump over a wall with a spotlight on them, a real family restaurant. He would like to open a hotel with just one big room for everyone. He would like to own a dry cleaning store that doesnt clean anything jsut to get in argument with customers when they come to pick up their laundry. He want to eat at Mr Chows and put Hershey Syrup on my hands and walk out in front of the diners to protest the fact that they are out of toilet paper. He wants to do an older version of MTV's Real World called Really Old World or Date My Periodontist, Sweet 72 or Jackass With My New Hips Pink as seen more pap smears than tabloid paps but he knows how much he gets paid to deliver the celebrity babies and with the going rates he might start shoot pictures himself with his iPhone durong delivery. So all of you motherfuckers in Brentwood, Bel Air or at your mistresses condo in Burbank get on the phone and give Pink a call. Tell your assistant to cancel your coffee enema and that the Fred Segal trunk show can wait. The new Bently can be delivered next week. Your dogs braces and teeth whitening can wait. Your wife's vaginoplasty and G shot can be put on hold. The nanny that likes your anal personality can tuck herself in tonight at your compound.The illefal workers who clean your pool and your shrubs can be paid next week. The scripts you were going to read can be tossed out. The attorney who is hidong your money,you'll call him back, your wife that you can't stand grow some balls and tell her to shut the fuck up, to those of you that love your wives please tell them that they must help secure Pink for a meeting. Agaon Pink is not getting any younger he could go any day get his stuff on the dotted line. He might take his act to China with Steve Wynn.(Did you know that there are 40,000 Chinese restaurant in the US. A new book called the Fortune Cookie Chronicles is excellent with a chapter devoted to Jews and Chinese food even mentioned a restaurant in New York called Shalom Hunan) Contact Pink. He has a beautiful girlfriend that he plans to marry,he's retiring from medicine and sleeps only four hours a day. He can work his ass off. All he cares about os his family,writing,sports, the ocean and food. The correct would have food first. Don't be a pussy contact the pussy doctor Dr Rand Pink drrand@vzw.blackberry.net

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This doctor is crazy and Judd and I are jealous because he is funny and he has looked at vaginas for 26 years He's done better at a different box office than Jud and I combined.I also just learned that he has a two bulldogs named Rabbi Weingarten and Zsa Zsa Giggleman. This doctor is nuts

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"I'M WORRIED ABOUT DR RAND PiNK" Rand's publicist,Zsa Zsa Giggleman. "HE'S A NATURAL BORN WORRIER," Rand's girlfriend,Christie. "I WORRY WHEN RAND WORRIES,". Rand's Mother,Goldie Pink. "SO HE WORRIES,EVERYBODY WORRIES.". Rand's Father,Jack Pink. "TOO MUCH WORRYING ISN'T GOOD.". Rand's Doctor,Dr Sheri Aviv. . HELP STOP THIS MAN FROM WORRYING. CONTACT DR RAND PINK. EMAIL ZSA ZSA GIGGLEMAN. drrand@vzw.blackberry.net. . PINK ONLY HAS MONTHS TO LIVE. according to a six year old that watched him scateboarding . Pink has emailed over 30,000 people from astronauts to hells angels just to rattle their cage and the responses are wild and unpredictable. Pink has a revolving door that leads into the front of his house, a real revolving door. Pink got a check for $3.31 from the Government and hired two security guards for $500 to escort him to the bank to cash the check. Pink has drawn portraits of people for $1 on street corners. The portraits were stick figures but they only cost a dollar. Pink leased a ballroom in a 5 star hotel and adverised a free black tie only lemonade stand party.Over 400 People arrived to find Pink in a tux behind a lemonade stand in the center od a ballroom selling lemonade in dixie cups for a nickel. One black eye many laughs. Pink became a host at a famous restaurant in New York for 30 minutes and told 8 different groups that they had no reservation (police got involved in that stunt) Pink has game show ideas that make you say WHAT. Quit spinning the wheel and buying vowels,Yes these shows have a loyal audience but they are the LIVING DEAD. I love my parents but the tv is louder than the old days when I was at Black Sabbath concerts. And they buy nothing so who cares about what they advertise they can't remember what they just ate for dinner. How about building a new audience. Replace Vanna with Jenna Jameson and spin a vulva. We don't need Regis on EVERY channel, I can't watch Deal or No Deal 20 hours a week, Hulk Hogan Please God help me. I need one person with some balls to take a chance and say,"ok asshole what do you have to show me". I might picket the studios and have a one man writers strike. I DELIVER BABIES I'M A GYNECOLOGIST I'M TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS(THESE) HOLE(S).PLEASE STOP THIS MAN FROM WORRYING. I'VE HAD FIVE GREAT IDEAS STOLEN AND IT PUTS BLOOD IN MY STOOL.HELP STOP THE BLEEDING. (This is terrible but yesterday I saw two blind teenagers on a date and I was going to ask them if it was a blind date BUT I DIDN'T. If they get married and then divorced would they tell the judge they just didn't see eye to eye. Contact me I'm worried

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NBC annonce todauy that they have approved a realty show with KATHY GRIFFIN and her new assistant celebrity gynecologist DR RAND PINK called IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. They also have the option for PINK's sitcom for fall 2009 BABYHOOD.that stars Pink playing himself as the busy celebrity gynecologist in Hollywood. Kathy Griffin is also expected to star to dish on Pink's A list patients. DON RICKLES stars as head of a photo agency selling photographs to the tabloid publisher played by JOAN RIVERS. NBC BEN SILVERMAN is very excited about this show and anticipates many laughs and viewers. All media is being directed to ZSA ZSA GIGGLEMAN at drrand@vzw.blackberry.net

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NBC annonce todauy that they have approved a realty show with KATHY GRIFFIN and her new assistant celebrity gynecologist DR RAND PINK called IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. They also have the option for PINK's sitcom for fall 2009 BABYHOOD.that stars Pink playing himself as the busy celebrity gynecologist in Hollywood. Kathy Griffin is also expected to star to dish on Pink's A list patients. DON RICKLES stars as head of a photo agency selling photographs to the tabloid publisher played by JOAN RIVERS. NBC BEN SILVERMAN is very excited about this show and anticipates many laughs and viewers. All media is being directed to ZSA ZSA GIGGLEMAN at drrand@vzw.blackberry.net